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by Fingal
1-06-06
Become an Islamic!
Why? What would make it better than any other religeon?
Well uhh... you get to go to a place after you die where there you get to screw virgins.
...
I thought you would've liked that part.

 

by Fingal
1-06-06
Ever heard of a religeon called Islam?
You probably haven't because you're all a bunch of Christian Faggots!
What? It's True!

 

by Fingal
1-06-06
Are you Muslim?
No, I'm a Taoist.
That religeon sucks, come and join Islam
Was it something i said?

 

by Fingal
1-06-06
So i says 'Them Athiests aint gonna convert to Islam themselves'
Join Islam!

 

by Fingal
1-06-06
Hello, i am your substitute teacher for the day.
Today you guys are going to learn about how Islam is superior to all other religions.

 

by Fingal
1-06-06
I'd like to speak to you about our relationship with you.
Yes?
I believe that we should be peaceful towards your country and your people.
aha
Also i believe that you guys should give us Jerusulam and grow your foreskins back.
What?

 

by Fingal
1-11-06
Become a Muslim!
Why?
You can grow a beard if you're a woman, you don't have to worry about being hairy! Which would it with you easy because you shave don't you?
This is because i'm black isn't it?

 

by Fingal
1-11-06
'Follow Islam, It's way better than the other religions'
Haha i have finished my website! Now to upload the file to angelfire.com
*uploading*(This may take a minute)
I can't wait!
Sorry your website cannot be published on this server because it is under a sway of a heathen religeon.

 

by Fingal
1-11-06
Hey what are you doing?
I'm putting up posters promoting 'Paganism'
But you put it over my poster.
Who cares?
I care, if your going to put it over a poster of some sort put over the ones promoting clothes or something. You stupid Pagan!
Shucks, whats the point you're all just going to blow yourselves up anyway.

 

by Fingal
1-11-06
Good morning may i help you?
Yes please can i buy some Islamic chewing gum, muslim ice creams and some abraham buiscits.
I'll go check if we have any of those.
What is it Betty?e
It's some Islamic guy. Should i blow his brains out like i did with the last one?

 

by Fingal
1-12-06
Hello, and welcome to the church of Judaism.
But this is the church of Christianity.
Fuck! I knew i forgot something!

 

by Fingal
1-12-06
Hello, and welcome to the church of Judaism.
But this is just a barn.
You got it!

 

by Fingal
1-12-06
Hello, would you like to become Jewish?
Sorry mate, I'm an Athiest.
Thats okay.
Just as long as you arn't Christian.

 

by Fingal
1-12-06
Hello, would you like to become Jewish?
No thanks, I'm a fucking Athiest.
Well thats a relief
Why?
Because it's harder to do surgery when their older.

 

by Fingal
1-12-06
So is this the 'Temple of Solomon' you and your jew friends made?
Yes
Well it sucks
Yes it isn't quite complete.
No i said it sucks not that it was incomplete.

 

by Fingal
1-13-06
Do YOU sir want to join the church of Christianity?
Christianity?
Yes
AH fuck, i though this was for church of teenage angst.

 

by Fingal
1-13-06
What is my brother?
I have a question.
What is it?
I follow all the requirements and i do everything to be a good Christian but i hate God, am i still Christian?
Thats okay, i hate him too.

 

by Fingal
1-13-06
Hello Rodger, i would like you to convert to christianity or i will have to screw your children.
I will no reason with commonds o terrorists.
But i'm not a terrorist, i'm a preist.
Exactly

 

by Fingal
1-13-06
[Christ speaking] "I came that they might have life, and might have it abundantly"
"God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life"
At least that's what it says in this book.

 

by Fingal
1-13-06
What is it my child that you wanted?
I need help.
With what?
Spreading our great religion.
Well, you could start by not screwing everyones children.

 

by Fingal
3-25-06
Good morning father, I have astonishing news.
Carry on
The majority of Christians live in America
NOOOO!!!!
And Germany was close at second
My life is ruined

 

by Fingal
3-25-06
Good morning, I am Peter Sunsbry and you're watching channel 3 news.
Our top story: The church of Chritianity has sued America's largest pet franchise for encouraging people to speak to their pets more than god. And the christians lost.
Now christians have to stay 50ft away from any animal at all times

 

by Fingal
3-25-06
There was old guy walking on the footpath and asked him if he was jewish.
He said 'only one way to find out'
PENIS!

 

by Fingal
4-15-06
Excuse me little boy!
Yes?
Do you know what the meaning of Easter is?
The meaning of it is to celebrate the death of Jesus and how died for our sins.
NO, THE MEANING IS TO EAT CHOCOLATE EGGS!

 

by Fingal
4-20-06
The Passion of the Christ
*SLASH* *WHIP* *SMASH*
AHHHHH
*SLASH* *WHIP* *SMASH*
AHHHHH
*SLASH* *WHIP* *SMASH*
AHHHHH

 

by Fingal
8-21-06
Why does everyone call Roseville: Noseville?
I don't know, why?
Because there are a lot of Jews in Noseville!

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