Greg and the Chicken

Author: Finley

Date: July 11, 2001

by Finley
7-11-01
Greg...
C'mon over here, chickie chickie. Here, chick chick chickie.
Greg, please stop for a moment and listen to me.
Chickie chickie. Here, chick. Here, chickie chickie.
Greg, your wife and I have been having an affair for the past eight months.
Ya know, I'm starting to think you're not going to come over here.