Carcinogen

Author: FinnNYC

Date: June 14, 2005

by FinnNYC
6-14-05
Hey, tell me if you think this lump feels like cancer.
Of course it's cancer. All they feed us is saccharin laced tobacco with benzene to wash it down.
Sure, but we also get all those cancer fighting drugs.
I think you're the control in this test. You've probably been getting a placebo.
What!?! Crap, I though my growing blindness was from all the masturbation.
If it'll make you feel any better I'll rub your lump.