True tales from Kinko's: 1996

Author: FinnNYC

Date: August 30, 2005

by FinnNYC
8-30-05
Welcome to Kinko's Can I help you?
Yea, I just need to use the restroom thanks.
It's right around on the left.. right there.
That was quick, is there a problem?
The person currently using the bathroom is either furiously masturbating or attacking the toilet with intent to kill.