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| Hi Phil. Hey, I've got a joke for you... How many bananas can one monkey eat before offering his roommate one? | |
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| Um... I don't know. How many? | |
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| You tell me. That's like your tenth right? You greedy bastard. | |
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| Haha that's a good one! Here's one I just thought of: How many nights can a monkey stay awake to avoid being killed in his sleep? | |
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