There goes the lab

Author: FinnNYC

Date: February 10, 2009

by FinnNYC
2-10-09
Oh crap, we've got Chimps moving in next door.
Chimps! They let just any primates into this lab now!?!
First we get Baboons in here, flinging poo like they own the place and now Chimps. If I wasn't chained to this spot I tell you, I'd leave in a heartbeat.
Damn straight! Rhesus Macaques built this place! I don't need some Marmoset waltzing in here taking my job just because he'll do it for half a bananna!
... What's your job again?
They tie me to a rack and hit me with a little hammer... But that's not the point! I've got seniority!