DEET

Author: FinnNYC

Date: August 19, 2009

by FinnNYC
8-19-09
Dude! Great news, I hear PETA has a mole here at the lab. She's gathering data to shut this place down!
Finally! Oooo I bet it's that woman with the mullet that's always slipping us strawberries.
Yea, she's cool and she's always taking notes.
She's probably keeping track of all the violations in this place. We'll be out of here in no time!
...have the subjects exhibited any dementia or seizures?
I've been administering the Diethyl-meta-toluamide via fruit two times daily with no dramatic effects. I'll double the dose and note any changes.