Damnit! by FireWire2803-07-02 Then God appeared. And who was that god? I wish I had gotten that dog off ebay. That god was... *Sigh* HUMANS MUST DIE!!! God.Who the hell did you think it was? I wish I had bought Teh Hammre DAMNIT!
The Creation. : ) by FireWire2803-07-02 At first there was nothing! Then there was god! I am KING OF THE UNIVERSE!!! And then there was... Penny-Arcade. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have bought that dog off ebay. Man, I am soooo clueless.
The Baby Sitter 1 by FireWire2803-09-02 Jack finds himself in a... shall we say, peculiar posistion. Hello? Is this Rachel? No, this the Babysitter. Little does he know... I bet this is Rachel, she's just playin' with me, since I havn't phoned her in awhile. Hello? It is the babysitter. So, how much are they payin' ya? Crap I bet. You don't even know the name of the baby do you? I bet not. *Chuckle* (Hehe, I'm getting her good.) ..........
