What happens when Christianity confronts the menstrual cycle

Author: Firefly

Date: September 13, 2002

by Firefly
9-13-02
It's friday the thirteenth.
Are you scared of us?
If you're not, you should be.
This is when we turn into psychotic turtledoves.
Yes, and we avenge the deaths of all fellow turtledoves, past and present.
You will be OUR offering to the priests.