Inanimate s.o.b.

Author: Fiscalchaos

Date: July 24, 2012

by Fiscalchaos
7-24-12
Schlip me shome tongue you big shexshy baboon ! *Slurp*
Honestly lady, there's been a mistake... I am not a member of Date-A-Skank and I never E-mailed you.
Really guys?.. Did you scour the entire internet to find the biggest loser possible?... Is that all you can come up with?
Nope... Only scoured the free sites... Seems those butt-plugs Chair ordered for you maxed-out your credit card.
He's gone... Quick, Try Gay-Geezers.com next !
I'm on it Chief!