If I Had Been Around For :

Author: Fiscalchaos

Date: July 25, 2012

by Fiscalchaos
7-25-12
CC500 : IRS and the Audit
Hello Ma'am. I'm from the I.R.S. and it seems we have detected some MAJOR errors on you last tax return.
Oh dear ! But my Social Security check is only $800 each month !
Then how do explain your recent purchase of... A house in Malibu... A condo in Venice Beach... 2 Bentleys and a Lambo ?
Dammit edoggydog, you freakin' r-tard... I TOLD you we had to claim the income from my Webcam Porn site !