History One-Oh-Hunh?

Author: Fiscalchaos

Date: July 29, 2012

by Fiscalchaos
7-29-12
It is an honor to have you speak to our College students Mr. Revere. Perhaps you could give us your own personal account of your famous "Midnight Ride."
The honor is mine... Although I am suprised that tale has endured for more than 200 years.
While the women were at Betsy Ross' sewing circle, George, Ben and I... Along with a few serving wenches from the Iron Rooster... were at Ol' Tom Jefferson's house getting randy......
.... When our Flagons began running dry... I had decided to run home and fetch a couple more casks of Ale... when I spied the women leaving Miss Ross' house early...
Umm... Sir... I'm sure this is a fine tale... But I was refering to when your rode through the streets to warn the Minutemen, crying, "The Brittish are coming."
Actually, what I was saying was... "The Bitches are coming!" ....But if your version works for you...