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| "Mr. Richards, it regrets me to inform you that your great-uncle Theodore has passed away from complications due to anal-retensiveness." | |
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| OH NO!!!!.......Wait. What kind of "complications" are we talking about, here? | |
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| It says "anal-retentiveness." It's pretty damn obvious, when you think about it. | |
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| Alright, alright. Point taken. So, I assume that you're here to give me some sort of vast fortune, ownership of a multi-million-dollar business, and all that jazz? | |
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"One warehouse filled to the brim with KY-Jelly."
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| Fucked over by my dead relative....or could it be?.....YES! My life has new meaning! *sniff* | |
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