All comics by Flargon

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
C'mere lil girl I got candy, heheh....
EEK! Stranger danger! I know who you are, mister...
Wait! I'm not the "Thriller" guy! I'm Beelzebub, and I fornicate ONLY with goats and Republicans!
Oh! Well, in that case...
Man, this was the best plastic surgery yet!
Are those Mike 'N' Ikes?

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Man, working really sucks...
...when your boss is a terrorist...
Death to the Infidel!
...and won't shut the fuck up about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
Jihad! 400 virgins will be your reward! Hey, you think he's ever gonna marry her?

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Death to the white satan!
Hey, got any spare change?
Stick it in your anus, cheif!
Man! Gotta work on my pitch!

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Don't they know that this whole good vs evil thing is a joke?
I know, they are so attached to this whole situation, it kinda funny how they do whatever i tell them to do.
Maybe we should teach them better, I'm starting to feel bad...
Hell no! Let's tell 'em to blow shit up!
Dude, they fell for it!
Ah ha ha! PSYCH, humanity! 'Tards!

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
(sigh) Death to you.

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIGHER.....
JESUS WON'T YOU HELP ME GET LAAAAAIIIID....
Death to you, Scott Stapp. Death to your mother fuckin' poser Chris Cornell wannabe ASS, man.

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Okay, Al, it's over. I'm with the ATF And...and...
Say, what kind of C3 are you using today?
The Akbar '04 collection.
Jeez, you musta been living in a cave. Have you thought about upgrading?

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
YOU just tried to OVERCHARGE me for my deep-fried meal. Now, listen, I'm a very CHRISTIAN person, but...
AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Tank you, infidel, come again.

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Today, we're talking with Al J. Zeera, who has been on a bombing spree. Al, what have you got to SAY for yourself?
I am going to Disneyland!
And...probably blow it up.

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
So, you in your "happy place" yet, man?
Noooo.....
Now?
Nooo.....
Now?
Hell yea, bitch.

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Hi, welcome to Radio Hut, How can we help you?
Hi, death to America, I'd like to get some minutes for my cell phone.
What did you just say?
I'd like to get some minutes on my cell phone?
Before that...
Hi?

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
ONE DAY, A FLY WAS FUCKING AN ELEPHANT IN HIS ASS.
AN APPLE FELL FROM A TREE, BONKING THE ELEPHANT IN THE HEAD!
OUCH!
TO WHICH THE FLY REPLIED...
THAT'S RIGHT! TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!!!

 

by Flargon
1-18-06
Good morning, sir. May I help you?
Yes, I was wondering what kids this year will be learning during Islamo-Fascist History month?
POLICE!!!
(sniff) I have a dream, that one day we will not be judged by the color of our skins, but by the surgical-strike capability of our shoe bombs.

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