All comics by FlarioKun

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by FlarioKun
3-16-02
charles..in charge..of our days..and our nights..
Hello human, I am Dack of the planet Kcad, but coincidentally enough we share the same language and alphabet
I left my planet because it was in grave danger, an unknown force was falling from the sky
Holy Zod!
I concur!
and I said..I~I want..charles in charge of me...
a....are you listening?..

 

by FlarioKun
3-16-02
Kojima who lives in the storeroom celebrates christmas in March.
Oh christmas tree, looking at your glorious lights fills my little wetback soul with joy.
Her only holiday wish..
I just wish I didn't live in Scott Kurtz's basement.... the smell of rotting human flesh really keeps me awake at night...
and Harsh reality.
OOooohhh Kojima...who's yer big sexy santa?
-Sigh-.... you are...mr.kurtz..

 

by FlarioKun
3-16-02
Man, being a skank-ass whore to make ends meet, and still have enough money left over to tour with Rancid, is a tough job
Hells yeah it is.
I mean I'm so loose I could fit your entire body in me, and still have enough room for Tom Jones and the Greyhound Bus.
Yeah right, I think I'm gonna go turn some tricks now...
One Vaginal Lock Later...
Why Hello Mr Jones!
Damn loose ass ho.

 

by FlarioKun
3-17-02
Lookit me, I'm FlarioKun, God I'm so funny.
I'm a girl, therefore anything you may ever want to do with me will not happen
Hey Forrest Gabe, how do I get girls to like me?
You must use the pacman wang my son.
Hey gabe, did you know squirrells like nuts?
They DO, do they.....?

 

by FlarioKun
3-17-02
And so, FlarioKun set off to find a girl who would like him..
excuse me miss?
Ehhh?
Will you take it off for some cash?
But I'm not a....uh... Ok..
I'll never understand these women..
AND WHOOO! There goes the skin!!

 

by FlarioKun
3-17-02
Hayy-yyuck. Boy it shore is good to be a redneck
As chris Elliot, I very much agree to that statement, even though I'm not a redneck
There they are again... can't I go three blocks without seeing chris elliot and that damn hick?
Ok.... when I open my eyes they will be gone..
Crap.
Hey there blue eyes.

 

by FlarioKun
3-17-02
I was spending some alone time with my cousin maskface...
Like this?
Yeah baby here it comes...
So then the damn phone rings and ruins the whole thing. You know what I did after that?
And the moral is...
Just because they say it's funny to descibe your bad days, doesn't always make it true!

 

by FlarioKun
3-18-02
I have become one with my Wang-ness..
Dude...just because you have so many PA pictures available doesn't mean you should dwell on them..
You're right, crappy Gabe drawing!
Of course I am. you start using original material RIGHT NOW!
And so..
I'm asian.
And I'm somewhere between a mexican boy and joe pesci.

 

by FlarioKun
3-18-02
Boy it sure rocks being Brad Pitt.
Hi I'm Kevin Smith!
And so Mistah Pitt Show mistah Smith his wang
and much cock sucking was had by all
Brad Pitt went on in life, banging Jennifer Aniston on public beaches.
And Kurt Cobain remained alive through his music

 

by FlarioKun
3-18-02
Oh no... crotchbot is at it again...same joke...EVERY time...
Hey Pip, I'm covering my optic sensors does that mean I'm covering all my eyes?
ah..he heh...no-er.. I mean yes..yes it does...
I used to agree with you until I discovered...
eghh...maybe he'll outgrow it one day...
OOOOOOOOL' ONE-EYE!!!

 

by FlarioKun
3-19-02
AWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww.... SUCKIT!!!
DUNANANUNNNAAAA
SU~~~UUUUUCKIT!!!
SOOOOKKK-IT!!!
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is NO, crotchbot has no relavense today.
-sniff-

 

by FlarioKun
3-19-02
Once upon a time, bill gates was trying to play god with a new patend, when suddenly..
This semen enema outta do the trick.. my chicken will live again!
-Knock- -Knock-
Well Hell~oo there, little woman....
Sir, I DO beleive that when you borrowed my rake and slid it under my door, you had rendered it useless ..
to be continued...
Why do your heart boxers have no back?
shut up man, 'm trying to score

 

by FlarioKun
3-19-02
Continued here..
Oh it's just the neighbors fighting again..
You ruined it man, I almost had her!!
Ohhh shnaps you guys! My chicken is coming back to life!
haayyyuck, well ain't dat sumfin'
Uh oh... what happened to bill?...to be continued..
YYYYYEAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
I swear everytime I think I'm gonna score, you ruin it! - OW MAN, leave my ass out of this!!

 

by FlarioKun
3-20-02
Continued here..
cluck cluck
Hey what was that noise?
And so, He then viciously violated and ate that chicken
Unknownst to him, about the cannibalistic tendencies of the late chicken, he went home.
Why do you smell like sweaty chicken love?
Don't make me vciously violate you again.

 

by FlarioKun
3-20-02
Hey Flariokun?
What's up famous tv peronality, Chris Elliot
I was wondering why your three part saga ended so....
Anti-climatically? Because I really hate to be continued stories.. they just annoy me, so whenever I DO one I like to end it as soon as possible.
No, I meant dis-tastefully, can't you make a joke that doesn't have to do with sex?
Go choke on a dick, testacle bag.

 

by FlarioKun
3-20-02
Hmmm... blank backround... how shall I renovate this place?
Well... you could always pull out your old hammer and nail.. a little SPLOTCH of color wouldn't HURT.
You're right Bishnu, I shall use this hammer and nail in a fasion that you'll never expect.
Heh heh.. this is gonna be sweet...
And so..
OOOOOOOOOOOL' ONE EYE!!!
OH GA~AD!!

 

by FlarioKun
3-21-02
Ace Ventura, interrigating....
honestly ace, I don't think I'm a mutilated Bunny.
I'd like to beleive that Bun-Gough, but I have pictures to prove that you are indeed the missing bunny I'm looking for.
See?
It'sa Rapin' Time Sun Yi!
Oh Daddy Woody!
Why did that photograph have word bubbles!?
Same reason I'm naked from the waist down....

 

by FlarioKun
3-21-02
Sicboy goes to Hell
Hey Bishnu?
Yeah Sicboy?
why do you suppose there's a old greek man pushing that boulder up that hill.
That's Sisyphus, his eternal punishment for staying alive 3 years longer than he should have is to do that.
Wow... what do you suppose will happen to Rosy O'Donnel?
I dunno...I just hope it involves a mouth sized cork and sewing needles.

 

by FlarioKun
3-21-02
Hi I'm Sally Strouthers... this is little Mai San Lo Tok Nu Shi Co Ka De Ni.
For only small incriments, and monthly payments, you can help out this poverty stricken child, and help her grow up healthy and strong..
I wuv you miss Sawwie.
Getcher stinkin' claws off me you damn dirty asian!

 

by FlarioKun
3-22-02
Man I'm losing weight.. what the hell is wrong with me..
I am... the venus.. of snowman..
Santa... is something wrong? You're not looking quite as joyful and jolly as you usually are..
I tell yah Pip.. all this running around with checking lists and whatnot, on account of this world's over population, I don't get to sit on my fatass and eat cookies..
Well, golly mr.claus.. whatcha plan to do?
Only one thing I CAN do Pip... Slaughter a good 56% of the earth's population.

 

by FlarioKun
3-22-02
at the risk of sounding Cliche... that doesn't seem to be very logical..
No.. I've thought it out, My reindeer aren't fast enough to cover that much ground, even if I DID have some of you do the lists..
It would do NOTHING for my suppressed rage and psychic explosion abilities.
The very next day.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Now no one can stop me from my true goal all along... GLOBAL DOMINATION!
Not So fast!

 

by FlarioKun
3-22-02
Oh crap... it's it's...
Yeah, me.. Holly... I'm the only one with adequete fighting frames.
Yeah.. well.. I may only be able to stand, but that's why I have psychic explosion powers.
Not if the writer still feels like letting this go on..
Not really, I just wanted to use santa in something.
NOOOO!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!??

 

by FlarioKun
3-22-02
POW!
KURAI, Shin satsu Goretsu KEN!!
I don't think that's a real word..
Que diablos estas diciendo!? NO TE INTIENDO!!
And General Brickwall Jackson Torched the last of the infidel rebel scum, hereby saving christmas, and succeeding the south from the union. THE END

 

by FlarioKun
3-25-02
Honestly Officer, I didn't know that a firm shaking of the testicles wasn't the form of greeting here.
Well, mr Dack, did you try telling that to the man you molested?
I would have if he didn't squeel and fall over..
I'm gonna let you off with a warning this time, just don't do it again.
Damn aliens.. always a-grabbin' what they don't understand.
Squeeze LIGHTLY, then pull... like this..

 

by FlarioKun
3-25-02
Yup, this package is set to explode the second a sexual word/or reference is uttered.
It's the cleverest design we ever thought up! Yes..Soon Howard Stern will be no more..
OH SHIT! It's Flariokun! GO AWAY!!!
What? Why?
KABOOOOOOM!!!!
NOOOOO!!!!
Damn ass licking cunt mongers..

 

by FlarioKun
3-25-02
I'm going to kill you.
ME!? WHY!?
Not you.. this is a threat letter for me.
oh... who would want to kill you?
That's a damn fine question.
I know this isn't a good time, but I kinda pissed off the mob a few days ago, you got 32 thousand dollars?

 

by FlarioKun
3-27-02
Aww rightcha mangy varmint, Ah'ma saddle you up and ride you off into the sunset.
FUCK COWBOYS!
That's when I realized I shoulda chosen a better insult..
Say crotchbot isn't that a cowboy raping a goat?
That sweet peice of ass shoulda been mine!

 

by FlarioKun
3-27-02
I'm in a great mood today!!
Why's that?
Well I was stuffed in a garbage can by the local bully again, when suddenly
I'm so angry I could stab someone 32 times and drag their body into my apartment.
Sicboy! I Am your reincarnated grandfather, here to reap what i have sowed!
Holy crapsack, you murdered your reincarnated grampa!
You bet your balls I did! Now come on we gotta build him a coffin he CAN'T break open.

 

by FlarioKun
3-27-02
Yo mah brutha!
What it is, and what it ain't jive turkey.
And so, the two negroids..
Flariokun! Don't sink to racist jokes, come on!
So then the bear picked up the rabbit and bit his head off.
that joke was so stupid, that I'm now going to stare at you awkwardly and walk away..

 

by FlarioKun
4-02-02
AIIIIEEEEEE!!!! It Eesu Gojirra! We Must Furreee!!!
Why do they always say that? If asians are so smart, they woulda moved out of that monster infested city already!
Oh No, Look out Godzilla!
GWAAAHHHHHRRRR
Urreh?
Then the strange space men blew the shit out of tokyo, killing them both like always, the end.

 

by FlarioKun
4-03-02
Armed to the teeth, Sicboy goes out on his own to destroy evil.
Hey, you're not a super hero!
Yeah I am, I Am "SICBOY"
you're more like a sidkick without any skill.
But Of course, sicboy really did have powers, psychic expolsion abilities to be exact.
...go...BOOM!
AAIIIEEEE!! Not even my superior strength could defend your vicious mental assult!

 

by FlarioKun
4-07-02
Hmmm... tall... dumb looking... yes... this will make for some fine ass loving.
and so, he thusly proceeded to perform hot sweaty man love on the two tone.
He enjoyed it verily
The vicous assult scarred his psyche forever, causing him to whore himself out.
I.. I...I can't go on like this..
Look, less talking, more stripping.

 

by FlarioKun
4-07-02
Yeeah dawg, N-W-O foh' evuh!
Hey good sir, aren't you Sytrus?
Hellz yeah dawg, knaw'm sayin'?
I am a very enthused fan of yours, I agree with your outlook on the justice system.
......uh..dawg..you..?..man youze a high kill man!
High kill? how delightful, you silly negro, I enjoy your slang terminology!

 

by FlarioKun
4-07-02
Sytrus in da house!!! NWO fo' EVUH!!
HoE-LEee Sheyit! It's a negroid!
Yeah yeah dawg, Negroids Wiff Oranges, dat's me Sytrus bustin' the phat rhymes.
Shouldn't you be in the feilds?...picking cotton or something?...
The plot thickens..
Aw heeyyaaww no, you didn't just say dat.
The hell I didn't boeh.

 

by FlarioKun
4-07-02
Foh' fear dat dis comic series wil end wifout any kind of joke, I bring you...
Loose ass ho!!!
So yeah, I rode a plane all the way over, and boy is my vaginal lining tired.

 

by FlarioKun
4-14-02
Look into my suction cup...you are getting sleepy...
!!!
ok.. now I'll drive this nail through his heart... therebye destroying him forever..
Your eyelids are getting heavy....heavy...
so when he turned around and saw me he beat me up, took my wallet, and threw me in here..
That's rough man, but oddly entertaining.

 

by FlarioKun
4-14-02
So indy rock pete, I got laid again last night by my human mate.
and I continue to get none, with my poser image.
I'll have sex with just about anything...that's funny!
When Will I finally kill you!?
Hey babe, how'd you like to suck the chrome off my-
JUST STOP! I can't take these lame jokes anymore!!

 

by FlarioKun
4-22-02
PPst....hey..
You talkin' to me?
Are you a Hobo?
And what if I am? You a hobophobe?
NO PUNCHLINE

 

by FlarioKun
4-22-02
Greetings ethnic child of yore.
Heh?
My car broke down a few ridges ago...
hwah?
...egads...my code doesn't speak hick!... I'm screwed..
Kahyuck chow fo' nyugh he he he he..

 

by FlarioKun
4-27-02
You done yet, hun?
Just a sec love, lemme get something on..
The suddenly he was sent to an alternate dimension where Brad Pitt ruled the universe with awsome powers
This is gonna be sweet...
FINGERPOINT OF ULTIMATE DOOM!!!
OW!
Damn naked bunnies, always sitting on my best stools..

 

by FlarioKun
4-27-02
-Slllllrp- hello mister giant chicken you look -sllllrp- real..nice..
Look Paul, we've been through this before, it's over.
-Slrrrrp- But baby I can change!! -Sllllurrrp-
NO YOU CAN'T! It's that fucking drool problem of yours, I can't take that damn noise anymore!!
Sllrrp....
AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!!!

 

by FlarioKun
4-27-02
GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! TODAY IS THE DAY!!
SicBoy! NO!!
There you are, yeah it's me, DIE!!
There he goes....running off to kill that bully that always picks on him.
Sometimes I wish I could help him out.
5 minutes later
poor... poor...sicboy..
Sob.....sniff.....sob....

 

by FlarioKun
4-29-02
-slrrrrrrp-damn that sexy chicken... I-sllllllrrrp- need a disguise to win her back..
Perrrfect...
now to find out how to remove my horrible speech tick...
Your request for "drool sucking fixer" has turned up over 320000 results
knock knock
lesseee... random computer check brings me...here...
now who could be knocking at this hour?

 

by FlarioKun
4-29-02
....gahhh...need..food...
gah-joeseffuuu....snrrfff!
hey you! yeah the fucking re-re. I need food.
URRRR!! Nyyyeaahhhh!! gafff!!!
and so the dangerous flesh eating bug ate the re-re
stealthy he creeps upon his prey..
-chatter-

 

by FlarioKun
4-30-02
if I was my cousin who wasn't supposed to leave the state of nevada, and I'm in alaska illegally forging people's names to get their money out of their banks..
EEP.
I would most certainly want to give my beutiful, caring, merciful, and most of all greedy cousin a fair share, wouldn't I?
w-welll....yeah... if you were afraid of being told on it sounds like the thing to do..
I knew I was being screwed over, I gotta catch that plane!
wait!! You sure you don't want to buy any of my semen!!??

 

by FlarioKun
6-16-02
Hmm... this fire is double parked, better ticket it.
aww c'mon offither, i'm jutht waiting for a friend, don't be tho mean.
-scribble, scribble-
better give you another ticket. This is Utah son, we dun like you flamin' gays

 

by FlarioKun
6-16-02
Oh cool my friend is coming over, I'm gonna go to the bus station to pick him up!
I'll wait here
Hey Jerry!
HI!
After a while Sicboy remembered why he hated Jerry so much..
aw, christ.
..BUT YEAH MAN, I FUCKED HER RAW! WHEN WE WERE DONE HER CUNT LOOKED LIKE A SMASHED POMAGRANITE!

 

by FlarioKun
6-18-02
DIEEEEEE!!!!
must move.
ha ha ha, silly squirell, you can't kill the writer! Now you shall pay.
lemme guess, by using psychic explosion abilities?
.....then i became a monotone ghost from pacman.
!?Chinnnnngada, no me diges que me esta usando otraves!?

 

by FlarioKun
6-18-02
...the world..........the world is dying......
Is this art? If it is, I got a whole daiper pile next door that could be art too.
........the world.... needs a band-aid...
And your ass needs my foot!
The world..... the world is no more..............
How profound..........ly stupid that mess of garbage was, let's leave.

 

by FlarioKun
6-23-02
Oah moi goodness, lookat them! Aren't they beautiful!?
-Chirp-
-chirp-
This 'ere is the maytin' proacess for the blue backed squigglai things!
-Chirp-
-chirp-
Let's zoom in on them and watch the magic that is the love making process here on the discovery channels Hot Sweaty Animal Hour
Yeah baby, I love da way you do watchu do, knaw'm sayin'?
Stop it jerry, you're drunk again!

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