I wish X-mas was everyday: part 1

Author: FlarioKun

Date: March 22, 2002

by FlarioKun
3-22-02
Man I'm losing weight.. what the hell is wrong with me..
I am... the venus.. of snowman..
Santa... is something wrong? You're not looking quite as joyful and jolly as you usually are..
I tell yah Pip.. all this running around with checking lists and whatnot, on account of this world's over population, I don't get to sit on my fatass and eat cookies..
Well, golly mr.claus.. whatcha plan to do?
Only one thing I CAN do Pip... Slaughter a good 56% of the earth's population.