Platonic Friends

Author: Flux

Date: June 6, 2001

by Flux
6-06-01
Chris Rock bein' Def
You know one cool thing about women? They get to have platonic friends.
Men don't have platonic friends. We just have women we haven't fucked YET. "As soon as I figure this out, I'm in there!"
I mean, we got SOME platonic friends, but they're all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was trying to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.
whatever. fag.