Cuban Missile Crisis - As Told By wobbles

Author: Flux

Date: June 6, 2001

by Flux
6-06-01
United States had these nuclear thingies in Europe, so Russian was all like, " nah punk" and placed silos in Cuba.
Nyet Capitalist Dogski!
US found out and was all like, "bitch, don't you dare" and took some of its ships and made the soviet union back off like a punk ass biotch. But America was all like, "fine, I wont invade Cuba or noth
Bitch!
Hoski!
It almost ended the world but didn't. When it was done Kennedy was all like, "thank god for that, now lets get us some prime slices of ass!"
I want to touch you there.