We couldn't get Sally Struthers

Author: Flux

Date: June 6, 2001

by Flux
6-06-01
I'm here today to talk about a very serious issue, the illegal (and all together icky) practice of donkey lust.
Look at the sadness, the pain, the suffering in his eyes. What if this were YOUR donkey? What then?
Won't you please join me in my walk accross America for this worthy cause? Remember, only YOU can prevent donkey lust!
I swear to God, if you screw this up for me....