CC35 - A night of dinner theater circa 1742

Author: Flux

Date: June 8, 2001

by Flux
6-08-01
I say old bean. Tonights performance of Shakespeare On Ice is quite envigorating.
Right right, pip pip, cheerio. My word! I've just farted!
Well its about bloody time, you big nosed camel jockeying curry smelling beaner!
Ah've got yo' bottle of Croatian Rukatac Smokvica, guv'nah, the finest wine of the house!
Did I mention the actors are naked? With really big boobies?
Bloody hell! You know you're not supposed to just drink Croatian Rukatac Smokvica out of a paper bag, you silly twit!
Whatever was I thinking? I must have swallowed too much salt water while out on the yatch this morning. While I was screwing your wife.