Catster and Monkeyman express their true feelings!

Author: Foolish_Mortal

Date: October 5, 2003

by Foolish_Mortal
10-05-03
Cue soft-porn music...
Um... okay, what's going on here?
I am NOT doing a sex scene with this gimp. Uh-uh. No way.
Work with me here, guys.
Hey man, you're not exactly Adonis, are you?
Dear narrator, we're both MALE, in case you'd forgotten!
A homophobic cat... never thought I'd see the day.
Hmmm... Catster's not bad looking, I guess, in the right light...
I'm not a homophobe, you gimp... what the?!? A banana? Is that supposed to symbolise anything?