Monkeyman slouches off the mortal coil

Author: Foolish_Mortal

Date: April 5, 2004

by Foolish_Mortal
4-05-04
What's wrong with "I like bananas"?
It's completely stupid, that's what. I want people to remember me as a brave, noble figure. I can't think of anything worse than "I like bananas".
Urrgh... *dies*
History will remember Monkeyman as "someone who liked bananas".
He died the same way he lived - ironically.