Catster and Monkeyman discover Satan's true feelings

Author: Foolish_Mortal

Date: February 8, 2005

by Foolish_Mortal
2-08-05
Monkeyman, you are the first soul ever to escape hell! You spoiled my unbroken record!
When you escaped, you took my dignity and self-respect with you. I am filled with resent and self-hate!
I mean, do you think I ENJOY condemning people to eternal damnation? It tears me up inside!
And people don't believe in me any more! I've turned from a figure of respect and fear into a cliché-spouting cartoon!
Still, at least things can't get any worse.