Behind The Scenes: 007
Author: Forever_Omniscient
Date: March 20, 2009
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One day, in the the Garden of Eden...
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| Hey Adam, how's it hanging? I see you found a way to carry your food with you, protect your eyes from the Sun and your hands from dirt, good for you! | |
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| I'm fucking bored, why else would I invent this crazy shit? I need someone to talk to... | |
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So God went home and made Eve from a chicken rib Adam gave him...
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| Eve, I created you so that Adam does not become bored. You are to be his wife, obey all his commands... | |
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| Um, well, I'll make sure he isn't bored, but the obeying part I sort of have a problem with... | |
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The next day, Eve appeared before Adam in the Garden...
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| God Damn your fine! What's your name? You want some cock...ahem, I mean chicken? It's fat free... | |
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| Hey there cutie. I'm Eve, your wife. I'm suppose to keep you from getting bored, so you going to move that chicken out of the way so I can get started? | |
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