Vampires Suck

Author: Forever_Omniscient

Date: March 21, 2009

Hello, you look live your are on the brink of death, please le me help you...
What? I'm not on the brink of death, I just look this way. I don't get out much...
Please, let me help you. I vant to help you. I vant to suck your blo-...
Well, I don't know, I'm not usually into that sort of thing but...
Ah. That's not vhat I meant. Um, I'll talk to you later, I got to go...
OKAY! I'm ready, do you want to do this in the stall or what? Oh I'm so excited, it's ready to burst out...