Horrible Real Life Names 4

Author: Forever_Omniscient

Date: April 1, 2009

No fucking way dude, you're not Batista!
Well, thats my name.
You're such a fucking liar, I'm gonna show you what I think of liars.
This is my ID. Look at it.
"David Batista." Huh, so I guess you are him, but this makes no sense.
That's because you are stupid.