Old and Busted to New Hotness

Author: Forever_Omniscient

Date: April 4, 2009

9 Months BC
Hey D, thanks for coming over. Listen, I have a new PR campaign. Who is our best PR field agent?
Well, Abraham is pretty good but he's retired. I guess the only other person is your son, Jesus.
Right, right. Well, go tell him I have a new job for him.
All right. Should I also tell him that it's a suicide mission?
Nah, he's a smart kid, he'll figure it out.