Suicide Requires Stupidity

Author: Forever_Omniscient

Date: September 5, 2009

10:01 pm.................................10:10 pm
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! I cannot deal with the world no more! I must end the pain!
*sob" B-b-but I cannot slit my own t-t-throat...
10:24 pm..................................10:42pm
Hmm, if it is worth doing, then it is worth doing right.
That's seems to be about right, got everything covered, blamed everyone equally, okay then.
11:11pm......................................11:55pm
*sigh* Well, I guess this is it. A quick and sudden death, just like in hockey. Oh God, I hate hockey.
Huh. Not quite what I expected.