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Mace isnt very good at spelling...
Hey Mace, lets try to get a alliance with Furgion!
Sure, Lets try the Old Run in and spam tecqnique.
Or very bright....
No, that never works, I always get kick banned, they are mean :(
Of course, that meansing they like you alot!
Mace is rejected, And spammed and called n00b on Forum boards n such, n they wonder why....
WHY DO YOU SUMMON ME O n00b ONE!
I...I...I...Want an alliance!!!

 

Stylez clearly 0wns the Latina.
Stylez....I 0wn you soul and i can make you do silleh things!
NOoooooOoo, You may have my soul....but I 0wn tha latina!!!!!
Ouch that gotta hurt!
muhahah, latinas are for BROLLY!
Eeeep, You can beat me with my own hammer, but u can never have the latina!
Du has mich del fradich!| Weeee Try this at home!
Muahhahah how do you like that!??!?
NOooo Not the trash....Hey my old slippers, Its fun in here, You can swim!!! WEEEeeEEE, Now i 0wn the garbage and the latina!

 

Maya making friends
Hey Synthetic Sid, you big boy
What is it this time, Maya.
of course Sty 0wnz
Well, I was thinking this round, now that all my good members have left, we can be part of FLTV!
No, I told you last time, Guild is shit without Stylez, he fkin 0wned, and j00 kicked him :P
Maya seduces yet another ugly 40 year old nerd.
I'll do that 'Real Life' thing we always do, you know, the thing that you only do once a year?
Oh, uh, you've slept with enough of PA, what the hell, come on over baby!

 

BiggDogg, Newx have launched an all out offensive tonight, we just cant handle it!
Well, lets do what we always do in these situations..
Rally the troops, give a long speech about legion's domination in the universe, to boost their moral, and crush the oposition?
DOS attack!
....

 

Jerry Springer > j00
blow me blow me hard blow me blow hole
wow brolly...you must really have no sex life..
I am evil I will murder you burn in hell darkness kill death evil!
brolly...give it up..your not the devil..|**pulls off brolly's costume**
....
Just as I thought..

 

So vish, how is round 8 going?
Spinner...this is round 7
Really..? Now wonder I had trouble programming my new creation!
Spinner....remember we told you never to program...remember in round 4 when you 'accidently' gave the pheonix 30 extra fire power...?
well..last night I added the SUPERCEPTER! Everyone loved interceptors, now they get to see it at its best! Super fast Super Strong, and it even has toilets installed!
Oh god, spinner.... what have you done!? | **Twitches uncontrolably while beating his head off the wall** | YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!

 

Spinner runs for his life as Vish goes insane
Vish calm down, it wasnt me I swear, IT WAS ZEUS!!
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA....FINNALY, I WILL NOT HAVE TO BE UNDER THE CONTROL OF A TALKING CIRCUS DOG!!!!
Spinner gets on an airplane bound for America.
Finnaly..I escaped that evil basterd..
Ah yes and my boss, Spinner, hes a dumb fuck for sure, last I heard he was implementing his 'SUPERCEPTER', hahah.
Meanwhile in the seat behind spinner...
And so the bartender says..THATS MY PENIS! ahaha
Wow this guy is lame...

 

ZEUS! I thought you were at home working on your spelling and grammer!?
Uh...spinner, what are you doing here?
Well vish went crazy tried to kill me n that stuff...so here I am.
Well..im goin to america to by me some Hooked on phonics!
Flight Attendant : Please unbuckle your safety belts and get the hell off our plane..have a nice day
Well lets find a new PA crew while we are here..since fudge is a homo who is dependent on my loving, he will probably quit the PA crew, and Vish is out to kill me...and I never liked oreo..

 

Here we are zeus...america..now lets go get you that hooked on phonics
oky dokey
They arrive at the store for the mentally challenged
Hello there my stick figure friend, were looking for some 'hooked on phonics'
Then you've come to the right place...MUHAHAHAHAH.....never mind that evil laugh I just do it from time to time..brewahah!
Hmm...a commicly crazy stick man! Just the kind of man we need for our new PA crew!
Here Is your phonics...MWAHGHAHAHA...have a nice day..

 

So spinner shares his ideas with 'Dr.Bob'
Soo..mrr..whatever your name is..would you like to own the universe in a intergalactic online game?
Well...I've always wanted to control the universe..bwaha..its a deal...just call me Dr.BOB!!! muhah
OK then, you will be working with me, and my dyslexic friend Zeus, hes behind us somewhere...
Good good...when do we start?@!?..AHHAHA..lets just go find zeus.
Meanwhile..Zeus watches his phonics tape
A is for Apple...B...is for...b..b..zebra
Now you stupid little monkey..pronounce the word Cocaine

 

For some odd reason (the tape duh) Zeus now has a lust for cocain
Ah, there you are Zeus
So, Dr.bob has joined our team? Does he have cocaine!?
What are you on about Zeus? No he doesnt...i think..
*sniff *sniff mmmmm COCAINE!!!!!!.........Zebras everywhere
The hell is wrong with you boy!? MAHHAHA
Nothing...its nothing..lets go do whatever it is we are supposed to be doing......zebras are scary

 

Ok mr.spinner, what exactly do we have to do?
Well..I was thinking of making some more super ships..maybe something more fun
I've got it...THE SUPER DogOnABall!
wow hes stupider than me...*sniff *sniff MMMMmmm
**typing** SuperDogOnABall ...Init 0 .. Agility 1000...firepower 1000..guns...1000.8

 

Meanwhile back at the REAL PA hq
WHAT!? SUPER DogOnABall!?
PA stats Page
Spinner.....He is still out there..*typetype*
Searching For Spinner.....Spinner found in Washington DC...AMERICA!
Vish catches an airplane to America.
WATCH OUT SPINNER!!! HERE I COME, MUAHHAAH

 

Spinner discoveres the wonder of printed e-mail
Uh yea mr.spinner you got a letter here from MUAHAHHAH vish....
What!? How did he find me? We dont have an adress ffs...read it to me
Dear CrazyBasterdSpinner... Im coming to kill you and torture you for 3 days and then I will MUAHHAHAh cut of your 'HotDog'...Muuhahahaha, see ya soon spinny, ahhahha!... - your friend VISH!
Ah well that doesn't sound too bad
It slowly dawns on spinner...
Spinner, my chronic evil laugh was actually in that letter...and he is going to cut off your hotdog for the love of god!
Hotdog? So i like hotdogs, good n tast..y......OH MY GOD WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

 

This is madness....we must have a super secret FBI like meeting, 007 Style.
I propouse that we Douse Vish in Boiling MUHAHA hot honey, and tell him to wait a few minutes whilst we train a horde of demon possessed fire ants to attack vish on command...WEHEHE
Dun dun da dun.. da dun dun...da da da dun..dun da dun da dundun...bond...james bond..
WEHEHEH and then we can cut his corpse into little pecies so the fire ants can have din din...fire ants are soooo cute....looky at this one..hes so cute the way he rips the flesh from BREWHA my arm
Great idea! We shall contact james bond and seek his assistance. TO THE BAT'MOBILE YOUNG PADAWAN
ooh i think i'll buy a little ant farm and name them bob and bill and sue allen and Dr.bob Jr. ! MUAHHAH

 

You jaina are work together forever i now knowing!
sigh..
you give her coords and she make brolly work! think I.
Meschersmitt boi, go back to germany and live with momma hawk, your nazi ranting just isnt funny anymore..
WHY YOU MAKE FUN OF PERFECT GERMAN! *crying* Momma hawk, the bad men have said words to me again, we need cuddle!
hitler never had parents..

 

WHAT!? You tell me mother german just FICTION IN HEAD!?
exactly.
well I fufilling all of hitler! Brolly ety and jaina working you with no more DIE YOU WILL!
Hitler killed himself ya kno...*hands hawk a knife
well..i must be doing the fufilling to do hitler! All not nazi I NOT LOVING! THIS FOR YOU MOMMA HAWK!
bout time he died....

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