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| One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." | |
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| A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says a fireman! | |
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| You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can. | |
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