All comics by Foxbat

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
NO BLOOD FOR OIL!
What do you propose to base our industry on, if we don't dominate world oil reserves?
That's easy, man. It can be all organic. We can make hemp clothes and coconut telephones and bamboo cars.
You're majoring in Gilligan's Island, aren't you?
No. Economics.

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
So if oil isn't worth fighting for, what is?
Nothing, man. Violence is wrong.
Nothing? So George Washington was wrong to fight the British?
OK, I hear ya. But he fought for FREEDOM, man.
The freedom to kill all the Indians?
Yo, the white man is the oppressor.

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
It's like this, dig? Them that's got, gets more. Them that want, gets exploited.
I follow you so far.
The poor, minorities, immigrants, they fight our wars, they do our hard work, they die young. The well-to-do watch it all on TV in air-conditioned comfort.
That's true. Which raises the question, why do you dress yourself like a hobo? You'll never be on salary looking like that.
Man, I ain't cuttin' my hair for NOBODY. Not until graduation.
I can recommend a place.

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
If we carry out this war of aggression against the Iraqi people, innocents will die!
Not necessarily. They could just give us the oil. Then we wouldn't have to kill anyone.
But it's THEIRS. That's ROBBERY.
Look, do you have any idea what we've spent on weapons? Do you know what will happen if we don't find some way to turn a buck on that investment?
The world will live as one?
Well, I must say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
PETRODOLLARS FUEL THE WAR MACHINE!
So you're putting yourself through college, right?
No way. Too expensive. My folks are helping me.
And your dad works for Exxon, right?
No, Mr. Smarty Pants. For your information, my mom works for Exxon. Dad works for GE.
Ah. Petrodollars AND the war machine.

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
So we gotta RESIST the system, man, like warrior doves and shit. Don't let 'em buy and sell your soul like a--
Oh, hey, look at the time. I gotta get back from lunch before all hell breaks loose.
It was great talking to you. Good luck with the peace and the poverty thing and all.
Must find out where he buys his suits.

 

by Foxbat
2-12-03
I just spent lunch talking to a war protester.
Oh my God. The news is so depressing.
Depressing? Why?
It's like Iraq is this poor, sick, wounded kitty, and America's a big, mean pit bull who wants to eat it.
My money's on the pit bull, so I'm good.

 

by Foxbat
2-13-03
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
And?

 

by Foxbat
2-16-06
Hey there.
u fag
Oh not much... just rejistaring for classes LOL.
How aer you goin to kil urself?
Cyanide.
omg

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