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by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
I WISH I HAD SOME POT
I'D SELL MY SOUL FOR SOME POT
THANKS FOR GIVING ME SOME POT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY SOUL NOW ALL THOSE VOICES IN MY HEAD WILL GO AWAY
That's the spirit!

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
I can't wait for Half-Life 2! You know what would be cool? If like Gordan can like shoot rockets or lazers out of his suit or something, like out of his chest, and then since you couldn't see where...
...it would come from since it's in first person, you could imagine it came from his penis, and you could be all like, "Hey! I shot that rocket from my wang!" What do you think, squirrel?
Um... I can't comprehend english at all since I'm a squirrell and-- OH SHIT

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
So you see, without a base for the credit union, there would be no point to captilism since the debt of everyone would be reduced to zero.
And since there will be no capitalism, there'll also be no mercantilism created by all the giant corporations telling us what buy, wear, and pretty much what to think.
Oh shit, I see you have bursted into flame, sorry about that. By the way, what's that smell?

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
Man, Doom 3 is so full of dumb design mistakes, like how they reload the assult rifle by sliding the clip on the top! What if alien guts got caught there, then the gun would jam!
And when that giant demon rips your head off, and you could still see the demon, that isn't right! You'd be dead withen three seconds!
Alright, if you don't stop ranting, I'm going to have to give you a fine for being a huge fucking nerd. Oh shit, I see you bursted into flame again, sorry about that.

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
Jesus! Can you tell me why I suck so much cock!?
REPENT ONTO ME AND YE COCKSUCKING SHALL STOP FOR I AM LORD JESUS CHRIST AMEN
Oh shit
BUT FIRST SUCKETH ON THINE COCK FOR I AM THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY IN A WHILE

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
YO I'M GRANDMASTER FOXIE AND I'M HEAR TO SAY / THAT I BANG ELEVEN BITCHES EVERYDAY
IF YOU DONT KNOW ME OR WHERE THAT I'M AT / I'LL SHOW ALL YA SUCKAS BY PULLING OUT MY MAC
..TEN...fuck
WIGGEDY WIGGEDY WACK

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
I USE THE MACINTOSH BECAUSE I WAS DIAGNOSE WITH DOWN SYNDROME AS A CHILD AND CANNOT USE A PC LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
THE MACINTOSH ALLOWS ME TO DO STUFF LIKE GO ONTO THE INTERNET BY PRESS A BIG BLUE BUTTON CONVENENTLY LOCATED ON THE TOP OF MY KEYBOARD LABELED "INTERNET". I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT IT!
HI MY NAME IS CORKEY AND I'M A DUMB FUCK RETARD. HTTP://WWW.APPLE.COM/SWITCH

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
OH SHIT AM I IN HEAVEN?!
NO YOURE NOT NOW SUCK MY COCK..ETH
TIME FOR OBLITERARY "MAKE FUN OF MYSELF BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE TALENT TO DO OTHERWISE LIKE OTHER COMIC MAKERS DO WHEN THEY SUCK AND CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!"
HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!
Whoops! Extra space! JESUS LOVES YOU!

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
INFIDEL! YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US!
what
MAYHEM CLUB! AFTER THEM!
OH SHI
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
WHERE IS MY MIND?

 

by FoxieMoxie
5-26-03
FOXIE, A HUMORIST YOUR ARE NOT!
SHUT UP, YODA!
YODA I AM NOT FOR HP CALCULATOR I AM!
what
OH SHIT!
That's the spirit!

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