This one is so not funny

Author: FranceSucks

Date: January 4, 2003

by FranceSucks
1-04-03
I'm a motherfucking bird!
I'm an asian lesbian.
Bake me a pie, bitch.
Sexual Healing!
You know the funny part? I'm totally sober right now.
You know, Mars doesn't have a lot of porn.
Consider my penis, young padawon.