I hear he pays good...

Author: Frankandbeans

Date: April 6, 2003

by Frankandbeans
4-06-03
I wonder where a chicken like me can get a job... I need to get into the inner circle with Ebert...
Do you know where Mr. Ebert lives? I need to become a famous film critic...
hmmm... nope, don't know any "Mr. Ebert."
...
But there is a "Mr. Colonel" just down the road there...