JESUS GONE WILD 14

Author: Freako

Date: March 4, 2004

by Freako
3-04-04
And now for a late breaking story. Upset by a recent movie from Mel Gibson portraying his life/death, Jesus Christ has began shooting his own film with a slightly different vision.
Father ! ... have i not suffered enough ? please .. . let me join thee in heaven. . .
JESUS ! ... thank god I found you ! . . . columbian drug lords have taken my daughter hostage and plan to kill the president, and you are the only crazy-ass, renegade cop that i can count. Are you in?
Yippee Ki Ya Mother F*cker.