This was an excuse for being off work (Honest!!!!)

Author: Freddybhoy

Date: March 2, 2004

by Freddybhoy
3-02-04
George visits Dr Spasmodic Closure with a problem
Dr Closure, I need hic! your help. I can't hic! stop these hiccups and It Is having hic! some side affects
You know some researchers have suggested that hiccups may be linked to evolution and the fact that our ancient ancestors lived in the sea.
The visit has taken a strange path which George did not expect. (Neither did I & I am writing the thing)
You don't hic! believe Darwins hic! theory do you? What about God? Have you hic! thought this hic! through? These side affects are not getting any better by the way.
Of course I do. I am a scientist, how can I believe In a supreme being! Why have you moved further away? Have you got wind?
Obviously the side affects turned out to be more severe than George or Dr Closure thought they would be.
See! I told you, but oh no. You go on & on about bloody ancient creatures In the bloody sea. Bloody scientist, I hope you rot In hell!
No hell for me son. No such thing remember. Thought he would never Implode