Scottish Exorcism.

Author: Freddybhoy

Date: January 10, 2020

by Freddybhoy
1-10-20
Scottish Exorcism.
"Hello Father. I need you to perform an exorcism."
"Am no yer faither, am a priest. Dumb ass." Whit di yi want?
Negotiations
"I need you to get rid of n evil spirit who is getting on my tits at any cost."
"Evil spirits ur a grand plus VAT, nae backsies."
Easy Money
"Oi evil spirit, ya wee shit, get yer sell tae fuck."
"Aye ok, moanin face bastard. You get paid for 'get yer sell tae fuck?' you should be wearin a mask."