THis neighbourhood is going to hell

Author: Fredler

Date: June 3, 2004

by Fredler
6-03-04
Hello my name is Ciggy. I'm here to see if you are getting your daily recomended amount of cigarettes.
What the fuck are you? And why is your ass on fire?
What??? OH GOD WHET DID THAT FUCKING HAPPEN?!?!? HELP ME!!!!!
This neighbourhood is going to hell. Please get off my lawn. And how could you not know your ass is on fire?
WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME!!!!
No. I smoke a pipe. please leave.