Rejected Ad Personalities

Author: FrontButt

Date: May 30, 2004

by FrontButt
5-30-04
Matching up the right character with the right slogan isn't always accomplished on the 1st try....
I'm Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs!
O.K., uh...that was great, really. I'm just not FEELING your "koo-kooness".
WHERE'S THE BEEF?!?!?
I'm guessing, between your buttcheeks............... Somebody get him out of here.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Hmmm, yes, that was just smashing. Don't sell the trailor just yet, Elly Mae.