Red Bull doesn't give you brains!

Author: Frosty

Date: January 15, 2002

by Frosty
1-15-02
We join our heroes high in the sky above the White House....
Uncle Sam has shot down our plane, but he can't stop the revolution! Everybody grab a parachute! Ready to jump on my mark! Cletus, put down that damn booze!
It ain't booze, it's Red Bull! It'll give me wings, so I don't need a parachute! Let's jump! Wheeeeeeee!!!
Tonight on 20/20: We expose the hidden connection between the Secret Service and Madison Avenue.
Not working, hunh.
If I survive, I'm suing.