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Untitled by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-18-03
Hey...your the guy that keeps posting that porn shit!!! What's up kid?	Hey...your the guy that keeps posting that porn shit!!! What's up kid?	Hey...your the guy that keeps posting that porn shit!!! What's up kid?

 

Nikki And FC Hook Up by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
Nikki Hooks Up With FC In The KaZaA Lite Lounge.....Nikki Is Thinking "MMMMM FC Is Looking Good" Hey FC Hey sweet thing	FC Is Drunk And Makes A Pass Have you ever played carnival? What's that FC?	Like Colt 45.....It Works Everytime That's when you sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh Ewwwww baby

 

Curley Shows Up by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
The Next Morning Curley From The KaZaA Lite Board Pays FC A Visit FuNkY CaPrIcOrN get your ass out here!!!	FC And Nikki Are Just Waking Up What the hell?	Curley Can't Take It No More Thats it...I'm going in!!!

 

FC Is In Trouble by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
Our Friend FC Is In Trouble EEYAAA!!! What in the hell do you think you're doing girl?!	Where in the hell is that fucking bitch?! Ohhhhh....shit!I knew I should have hooked up with Skweeky last night.This bitch is crazy!	Meanwhile In The Bedroom Nikki Is Just Waking Up *groaning* FC where are you,mmmm you sweet sexy thing?

 

Sex and Violence by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
Curley Knows FC Is Lying To Her Eat this motherfucker!!! yay yay yay yay yay	Meanwhile...Nikki wakes up feeling and looking like shit Woooo weeeee am I still tired,that man FC wore me out...I forget if he ever guessed my weight?Where is that crazy man anyways,maybe he's in the "Verifieds in a Can" room,looking for porn?	Nikki And Curley Are About To Go Head To Head..... Now its time to fuck his new bitch up.....wheres my whip?!

 

Nikki And Curley Meet Up by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
Nikki And Curley Meet Up In The "Verifieds in a Can" Room... Wha...What are you doing here Curley?And where is FC at? Colt Seevers told me how you flirt around with all the guys on the Kazaa Lite forum,he also told me not to trust FC around you,I came here to find out for myself!	The Discussion Turns To Colt Seevers Colt Seevers,that man would say anything about FC,he hates him always talking about Porn and shit!! Colt was being offaly nice to me last night,why did'nt he make a pass at me?....hmmmmm	They Decide To Go Look For Colt Seevers... Lets go find Colt and see what he has to say about all of this!! Last I saw of him he was in the "Verified Music" room.....lets go!!!

 

Colt Seevers Coming Out by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
Over In The "Verified Music" Room Colt Seevers Is Singing And Dancing... "I'm coming out,I want the world to know,Got to let it show"	And Keeps Singing And Dancing... "There's a new me coming out,And I just had to live,And I wanna give"	And You Guessed It...He Is Coming Out... "I've got to show the world,All that I wanna be,And all my billities,There's so much more to me"

 

We Meet Skweeky by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
On The Way Over To The "Verified Music" Room... Hey Skweeky,can't talk right now...out of my way girl! Hey Curley what's the matter?!	Skweeky Almost Shits On Herself!!! Hello Skweeky. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!	Skweeky And Curley Decide To Talk This bitch right here has been messing with my man!!! *laughing* She is not the only one. *laughing*

 

We Find Out What Happened To FC by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-19-03
Some People Are Wondering What Happened To Our Freind FC.....Lets Find Out Shall We... What hap...what happened?And who are you? Curley killed you Melvin...I am Paul and I am here to punish you for being a bad man on my forum.	Our Freind FC Can Not Beleive it... I knew that place was evil,it was too much fun and too enjoyable!!!...And don't call me Melvin,Pauly!!! Your punishment is not being able to post any Polls on my forum for eternity!!! *HA HA HA HA HA HA*	It Is Time To Get Back To The Forum... Nooooooooooooooo!!!....Damn you...you dirty Administrator!!! Bring it kid!!! *HA HA HA HA HA HA*

 

On The Streets by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Back On The Streets Of The Kazaa Lite Forum... Who you calling a bitch you alcoholic sadistic freak!!! You...you dirty tramp,I know you have been messing around with my man FC,what girl would'nt?!?!	Skweeky Can Only Watch... YEEOOW!!!!! You 2 need to stop it right now before one of the Global Moderators come out here!!!	Curley Can't Control Her Temper No more... You want some of this too Skweeky,I hear Bender is not enough man for you?! *laughing* That's funny,trust me...Bender might be an old fart,but he can still light my fire!

 

We Meet El Jefe by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Back Over In The "Verified Music" room I'm coming out.... What in the hell are you singing about Colt?	Colt Seevers Finally Comes Clean... I can not lie no more El Jefe,the reason I don't like FC and his "Porn News" is....it is nothing but news on women Porn Stars Ummmm what are you saying Colt?	El Jefe Is About To Use His Moderator Powers On That Ass... Ummmm... FC was right.....this guy is a freak!

 

El Jefe Tries To Make Peace With FC And Colt Seevers by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
El Jefe Puts A Stop To This Mess... Ummmm.. Look.....I don't care what you are into Colt,the KaZaA Lite Forum accepts all types of people...even freaks like yourself!	But FC gets all the ladys and everybody likes him...why not me? There is a special man*KAFF-KAFF* I mean person on the Forum somewhere for you Colt...you just have to find them.	Colt Seevers Starts To Listen To Reason... So me and FC should try to become friends El Jefe? Yes you should Colt. *smiling*

 

FC At Paul's Dungeon by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Back Down In Paul's Dungeon... RRRINNG Let me do a poll fucker...one losy fucking Poll!!!	Paul receives a phone call RRRINNG I need to answer that Melvin,it's probably VB.	Funky Makes A break For It..... RRRINNG Cya sucker!!! *HEH-HEH-HEH*

 

Back On The Streets by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
On The Streets... Stay away from Skweeky...I ain't done with ya yet!!! Well I'm done with both of ya,you want FC Nikki,too bad...you and no other women from Kazaa Lite can ever have him again!!!	Curley Tells The Ladys The Truth Why is that,my pussy taste just as good as the next girl!Just ask your man...he should know,I was siting on his face for over an hour! Cause I killed him that's why!!! *HAAAHAAA*	Nikki And Skweeky Both Start To Black Out As Their Hearts Have Just Been Broken..... AAIIIEEEEE.....Now we can never have that 3 way with FC Skweeky.... *SOB* That man had more fire in his pants then Bender had nose hairs...noooo this can't be happening!

 

Curley Runs Into jetje by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Curley Goes To The "Funny stuff" Room For A Beer... This place looks safe for me to hideout for awhile.	jetje Is There... Hey Curley what's up,looking for some new jokes? Ummmmm....not much jetje,what are you doing here?	This Could Be Trouble..... I'm a Global Moderator girl...I hang out in all the rooms,its my job. Fuck!!!...You can't go nowhere around this forum without one of these Moderators showing up!!!

 

VB Takes A Visit To See Paul by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
VB Finds Paul... Why in the hell didnt you answer the phone?! I was busy with FC.	Well....where is he?...I heard Curley killed him,I told that boy to stay away from her...that bitch is crazy. When I went to answer the phone he got away from me...that bastard is quick.	VB Can't Believe It..... What?! *UNNGHH* Go tell CornerPocket to find him! Hes in the "Lounge" with ShareDaddy playing checkers...I'll let him know.

 

El Jefe Tells jetje What Has Happened by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Over In The "Funny stuff" Room... jetje get over here!!! Be right back Curley.	I'll be at the bar jetje drinking my lager!	El Jefe Lets jetje Know What Has Been Going On..... Have you heard,your girl over there...killed FC this morning.Killed him over giving all the KaZaA Lite women multiple orgasms. What?!I was just about to have a drink with her!

 

Checkers In The Lounge by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Back At The Lounge... *HAAAHAAA* Your move CornerPocket.	Hmmmmm lets see,good move ShareDaddy...kind of hard for me to win when you don't move your back pieces!	Paul Shows UP..... CornerPocket...me and VB need your help. EEEYOWW!!!Stop doing that Paul...can't you walk in like everybody else!!!

 

Colt Seevers And Friends by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-20-03
Meanwhile Over In The "Verified Music" Room... All that talking with El Jefe about FC has got my nipples hard,I can't control myself.	I need to tell flinger how I feel for him.....how I need that body!	Over In The "Guestroom"..... Hey newbie...what to come with me and listen to some music? *GLUMP* Ummmm I guess.

 

Bender & Skweeky by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
Over At The Benders Home... Where is Skweeky at?I need a babysitter.The game is getting ready to come on and I have'nt even takin this tree down yet!	Skweeky Walks In To Tell Bender What Has Happened... *SOB* Bender I have some bad news.....FC is dead!	Bender Can't Beleive His Buddy Is Gone... What?!He was suppose to come over with some beer and watch the game with me?! *HMMMMPH* You better sit down Bender,I have something else to tell you.....

 

Watching Over Kazaa Lite by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
This Whole Time Somebody Has Been Watching Over The Kazaa Lite Forum...	Thinking And Wondering... That man they call FC might be of service to us yet. What do you mean RIAA...do you think he could be the one to help us shut down the forum?	Waiting For The Right Moment... If we can get him to turn to a smaller peer-to-peer network.....maybe. It's got to work RIAA,it's just got to!!!

 

In The Right Place At The Right Time by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
Colt Seevers Is Walking Over To The "Verified Music" Room When He Hears Screams Coming From The "Guestroom"... What the flaming hell?! *EEEEEEEE*	Inside The "Guestroom"... You want an avatar noob? *EEEEEEEE* I came here looking for the F.A.Q.!!!Put that away MR. flinger,or whatever they call you!!!	Colt Seevers Came At The Right Time..... Woot! Woooot! *AH-HEM*

 

CornerPocket Goes to see VB by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
CornerPocket Finds VB In Paul's Dungeon... What's up VB...Paul told me you needed my help? FC was killed CornerPocket...killed by an alcoholic sadistic freak..killed over giving too many women from KaZaA Lite multiple orgasms...killed over...	Ok ok ok....damn....what do you need me to do? Paul screwed up and he got away,I need you to find him for me,so I can talk to him before he leaves.	CornerPocket Hears Everybody's Worst Nightmare... But where would FC go? To another peer-to-peer forum/network my friend...and if that happens...this place will be nothing.

 

Over At The Benders by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
Back At Benders Home... I can't sit down Skweeky,my freind FC just died...I take that back,everybodys freind!And who the hell did it?!Probably that crazy bitch Curley! Yes...she was mad at him for giving all of us women from the KaZaA Lite Forum multiple orgasms.	Bender Finds Out That FC Is More Of A Man Then Him... Us?Wha...what are you saying Skweeky? *SOB* That is a little FC you are holding Bender.If you will notice...his package is bigger then yours.	Something He Knew All Along... It is kinda big. Yes...just like his father's.

 

Global Moderators by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
CornerPocket Is Pissed... Why do I have to go look for FC,where in the hell are the other global moderators,El Jefe & jetje?!Fuck this.....I'm going back to "The Lounge" and finish that game of checkers with ShareDaddy!	At That Same Moment Over In The "Funny stuff" Room... So if FC is dead...thats means Curley is available? Come on!!!Give me another pint!!!	Stop always thinking with your tits jetje!!! They are nice arent they?

 

VB Sends For "The Man" by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-21-03
VB Comes Up With An Idea... Paul,I have an idea. *OOOO* Great...another fucking VB idea.	VB Shows His True Feelings For His Staff ... I don't trust these Global Moderators we have,they are slackers...slackers I tell ya! *OOOO* You should talk.	He Sends For "The Man"... Tell Randum Nut I need his assistace again. Whatever bitch!

 

"The Man" by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 1-23-03
In "The Man's" Laboratory... It's all about the Pentiums baby!,What y'all wanna do?,Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers,Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?,9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?	Paul Shows Up Unexpectedly As Always... Wanna run wit my crew, hah?Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?They call me the king of... random nut...VB needs your assistace....again of course.	And As Always The Talk Turns To jetje's breast... Hey!...Stop Fucking Doing That....did'nt you learn anything when you burnt jetje's breast!? Its not my fault their so damn big!He wanted them,he needs to take care of them!

 

Untitled by FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN 4-21-04
Meanwhile back at the Lounge..... Open up the Door homies.....its me..... Dr.Toco!	About time somebody answered.Where is everybody dogg? Dogg?The name is CrumbCat!	Yeah.....whatever.

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