Bitchy Birds

Author: Fuckface

Date: April 2, 2003

by Fuckface
4-02-03
Hey Bill, I heard you were on some new diet plan?
That's right, Tim. I'm hoping to lose some of that winter flab. I heard YOU were dating Angela these days?
Yeah! She's SO nurturing and sweet.. I think I might marry her.
Hey, good job! Maybe after I lose some of this gut I can be your best man!
Fatass.
Homo.