Cheater

Author: Fuckface

Date: April 2, 2003

by Fuckface
4-02-03
Hey there Joe, whatcha readin'?
Oh, it's a letter from your girlfriend. She said she's having a swell time in Aspen and she's leaving you for her ski instructor, Enrico.
Could you just jam this into my brain a little further?
I think it's about that time where I run far, far away...