The first commandment: thou shalt not complain.

Author: Fuj

Date: August 22, 2004

by Fuj
8-22-04
You've eaten an omelette, an 18oz steak, 4 Guinness and for some inexplicable reason a brussel sprout and cauliflower vindaloo! What. The Fuck, Fuj?
Just carry mee... to the next... kebab house... BLLUURRP!!
The next day...
Yes sir, can I help y...
Shut UP! The service is poor, the decor is tasteless, the staff are ...insidious...and the food is abysmal! Now GET ME MY CREAM FUDGE RISOTTO AT ONCE!
*orchestral symphony*
Since the dawn of time have we.. the humble waiter served... yet today, I take my stand for my bretheren! We shall come forth and our voice shall, oh JAYZUS!....... gnnng....gn....*BLAPPP*
My liege! The clan await completion of the offering for Table 4....Push harder!