The facts of life (with regards to Sir Tom Voice)

Author: Fuj

Date: September 22, 2004

by Fuj
9-22-04
Dad..why cant I get a girlfriend?
Because son you whine like a bitch. Let me explain.
A man that talks of his problems is as a small child crying for the bosom of its mother, needing to be cradled and nurtured from the rigours of everyday life..Women aren't stupid son...
Take exhibit A, the stereo-typical alpha male. He bottles his feelings up, preferring to be moody & silent. Exhibit A may be an absolute prick but the female at least knows he will be good in bed....