Robots eating pies.

Author: Fuj

Date: November 9, 2004

by Fuj
11-09-04
The bond between human and robot took time to solidifiy...
Hey prime, cant you transform into something cool like a playstaion or something?
I cant transform into anything other than a big truck sonny.. but if you really want, I could transform YOU into something I scrape off my boot?
But in time the alliance between all conquering death machines and irritating needy humans would somehow grow.
Hey spike! have you ever wondered how a robot masturbates?
Why yes wheeljack! All the time!
Well hey! Isnt that your brother over there?
Yeah it sure is. He's with that girl he likes... He always ignores me when he's with girls.