Why I'd rather give my granny anal than book with sky again.

Author: Fuj

Date: November 25, 2004

by Fuj
11-25-04
Thank you for joining us tonight folks. This really is the pinnacle of live pay per view sports as we bring you these two giants of darts...
And live tonight! Ladies and gentlemen.. Its the clash of the titans Phil "The Power" Taylor vs AAANNDDYY FFFOORRRDDHAAAMMM!!!
B-E-L-C-H-!-!
erm.. ANNDDDYY FOORRRDHhaam!? (pssst! thats you're queue Fordham!)
I'd like to thank our many viewers for tonights spectacular show. It REALLY was worth the 15 quid booking fee ON TOP of your monthly debts for three mediocre sports channels...
fuck..