Last Chance to Save... a Z-list celeb.

Author: Fuj

Date: September 18, 2005

by Fuj
9-18-05
The ancient toothgnip... A mythical beast only fables have since spoke of.
Look at it in its splendor! such a sight to behold..
My name is Vic Reeves.. and I dont give a flying fuck about endangoured species. Seriously, they can die 5 times over for all I care...But if youre a television Rep or big money Producer then..
Please.. ignore our imminent extinction, exploit us for what its worth and (dear God) please give comedic "genius"Vic a job.