Brad Pitt: Man of the Year/Squirrel Fucker

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 14, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-14-02
This is the story of how Brad Pitt learned that he fucked a squirrel.
Look squirrel! I'm Brad Pitt so I deserve that parachute!
*chirps*
Really? Is that so. Huh...
How was I supposed to know she was a squirrel?