Christmas Cums Early

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 16, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-16-02
Sometime before Christmas...
Hey! You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen? Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen?
Uh, yeah?
I just saw them having a reindeer orgy behind Santa's workshop.
Oh, really? Anything interesting?
Well, all I can say is that each reindeer lives up to his name.
Oh yeah? Well, then I think I need to go have a word with Comet...